I puked on my thighs once. I was sitting cross-legged at the time. Which is a bad idea on an apocalyptic hangover, obviously.
Whilst sitting cross-legged? You mean you didn't even attempt to make it to the bathroom? I could *maybe* understand it if you were wearing a skirt, cuz that would catch the yak (think peasant woman gathering fruit in her apron or dress) but the very nature of your anecdote gives me this horrible feeling you were in nothing but a pair of Primark Y-fronts.(I know someone who puked onto the back of their head)
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